Six Toddler Halloween Costumes (picked by someone without kids)

You know what's great? Halloween. You know what's also great? Kids' halloween costumes. You know what's weird? Looking at kids halloween costumes when you don't have kids... unless you're "doing it for a friend." So here, for you all to enjoy, is my open letter to Grace about what she should dress her kids as for … Continue reading Six Toddler Halloween Costumes (picked by someone without kids)

How to Bake (nearly) Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookies

Do you want to bribe your co-workers into liking you? Do you want to show your friends that you care after they've gotten some bad news? Do you want something unexpectedly delicious to munch on while re-watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch in preparation for Netflix's new Chilling Adventures of Sabrina series? Well, then you need … Continue reading How to Bake (nearly) Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookies

6 Minor Harry Potter Characters Who Deserve Novel-Length Standalone Stories

I'm in a car on a ten-hour roadtrip and I forgot to write my piece in advance. This is the result of my forgetfulness. 1. Gilderoy Lockhart We all know Gilderoy Lockhart as the arrogant, insufferable professor who Obliviates heroes and takes credit for their work. But he's also gorgeous and purportedly charismatic - so … Continue reading 6 Minor Harry Potter Characters Who Deserve Novel-Length Standalone Stories