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You’re in your twenties now. It’s time to learn how to do your laundry. Even if you’re lazy or hurried or generally slapdash when it comes to chores, just take the time to do your laundry properly. It’s so easy once you get the hang of it, and you can do most of it mindlessly … Continue reading How to Do Laundry
I wanna start this post off with a big hefty HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! Especially to those of us whose Valentine's Day is depressingly no different than every other weekday, since romance has been long dead in our relationships and our jobs don't give a heck about a this fake holiday. More excitingly, however, I want … Continue reading Winners & Goodbyes
I'm firmly into 25 now which means my life is comprised of exhaustion, existential panic, and riced cauliflower substitutes for all the foods I love. The riced cauliflower is part of my increasing need to 'be healthy,' something that seems to grow with every passing year. It's compounded by the fact I now have two … Continue reading HTLYT How-To: Apply Sunless Tanner
Your boss, your landlord and your mother walk into a bar… and she sits down to order a drink. There is no punchline. This intro is not a joke. Instead, it's my life. In January of this year I decided I was done being unhappy in my relationship with my boyfriend of almost 7 years … Continue reading Guest Post: How To Survive Moving Back Home
It's not a secret that I'm going through a slump right now. You can tell because of my whiny, self-indulgent previous post, plus the fact that I keep missing weeks of blogging which (I like to think) is unusual for me. I nearly missed this week, too; I watched as the afternoon came and went, … Continue reading Why Every Girl Needs A Kim
When I was twelve, I was an odd duck.We sort of already touched on this before, but there are some things that I haven't been willing to admit, especially on such a public, permanent platform. Things that very few people in my past know, thanks to the fringe benefits of being a military brat who … Continue reading I Told You So: A Story of Puberty, Cole Sprouse, and Vindication
In the last few weeks, I've learned a lot about grown-up-hood. Specifically, a lot about house-buying. Like how many steps there are to house-buying, and how you're not allowed to skip any or do them out of order. I've also learned not to drive through that really expensive neighborhood 'just for fun,' because then all … Continue reading My Eyes Are Up Here (Not On My Husband’s Face)
© Refinery29 "How Do I Look Hot In a Bikini Despite Cellulite?" This question was submitted by Natalie, which, firstly, hello Natalie, it made me insanely excited to get this question because it made me feel like I was running a legitimate blog with an actual readership instead of whatever the hell this is. Secondly, this … Continue reading HTLYT Answers Your Questions: “How Do I Look Hot In a Bikini Despite Cellulite?”
It's been a year since a very good friend of mine decided he'd had enough, and that year has been a long, weird time. It's strange - he left us on February 29th, so I wasn't sure which day was really the anniversary of his loss. In the end it didn't matter, since the entire … Continue reading In Memoriam
If you’re in any phase of adulthood – young adulthood, pre-adulthood, firmly-entrenched-in-as-evidenced-by-my-mortgage adulthood – you’ve had your fair share of friendships. You likely have learned the eye-opening lesson that with full-time jobs and grown-up responsibilities comes less free time, and less free time means less opportunity to spark and cultivate friendships. The older you get, … Continue reading Cutting Loose; How to Know When a Friendship Has Soured