I'm firmly into 25 now which means my life is comprised of exhaustion, existential panic, and riced cauliflower substitutes for all the foods I love. The riced cauliflower is part of my increasing need to 'be healthy,' something that seems to grow with every passing year. It's compounded by the fact I now have two … Continue reading HTLYT How-To: Apply Sunless Tanner
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Guest Post: How To Survive Moving Back Home
Your boss, your landlord and your mother walk into a bar… and she sits down to order a drink. There is no punchline. This intro is not a joke. Instead, it's my life. In January of this year I decided I was done being unhappy in my relationship with my boyfriend of almost 7 years … Continue reading Guest Post: How To Survive Moving Back Home
HTLYT’s Word of the Year for 2018: Persistence
Hey, 2018! It's nice to finally meet you. There was a ton of hopeful lead-up to your arrival, and so far, besides the whole Tide Pods thing, it seems warranted. Look, I realize this is about four weeks late - you've been here awhile, and I should've acknowledged you sooner. But bro, I don't think … Continue reading HTLYT’s Word of the Year for 2018: Persistence
8 New Year’s Resolutions That Are Actually Fun
We're ten whole days into the new year which means if you're still adhering to your new year's resolutions, you're ahead of 85% of the population. Good for you! Pat yourself on the back and get back to your lunges. I admire you. If you're not, no sweat. Don't think of your year as a … Continue reading 8 New Year’s Resolutions That Are Actually Fun
HTLYT’s 2017 Holiday Gift Guide
There's a lot going on behind the scenes now at HTLYT : we're bringing on a new writer for you in the New Year, Jess is finally free of my nagging, and I'm spending my time making actual graphs and trying to figure out if all of this is 'really worth it.' (The consensus so … Continue reading HTLYT’s 2017 Holiday Gift Guide
5 Things To Do That Aren’t Calling Your Ex
It’s an urge that happens to the best of us. It doesn’t matter how hot your revenge body is or how happy you are with your Tinder settle-swipe - everyone is susceptible to that sudden pang of nostalgia, the glossy, earnest yearning for a time gone by, the sweet idiocy of forgetting all of the … Continue reading 5 Things To Do That Aren’t Calling Your Ex
How to Keep Motherhood from Destroying Your Social Life
So you have kids but you don't want to relinquish your white-knuckled grip on normalcy and fun. Firstly, congrats on your crotch fruits! Secondly, good fuckin' luck. When I only had one kid, it was pretty easy to tuck her into a carseat and cart her around wherever I went. My friends and I were … Continue reading How to Keep Motherhood from Destroying Your Social Life
5 Types of Workplace Jerks Identified
It's a fact of life that even assholes and idiots are employable, which means that unfortunately some may worm their way into your workplace. Here are some broad and likely offensive generalizations to help you recognize and avoid this breed of human, ensuring you keep interoffice politics to a minimum and avoid a manslaughter charge. … Continue reading 5 Types of Workplace Jerks Identified
HTLYT Answers Your Questions: “How Do I Look Hot In a Bikini Despite Cellulite?”
© Refinery29 "How Do I Look Hot In a Bikini Despite Cellulite?" This question was submitted by Natalie, which, firstly, hello Natalie, it made me insanely excited to get this question because it made me feel like I was running a legitimate blog with an actual readership instead of whatever the hell this is. Secondly, this … Continue reading HTLYT Answers Your Questions: “How Do I Look Hot In a Bikini Despite Cellulite?”
Sometimes, You Move.
Sometimes you move, and it takes up entirely more time than you thought it was going to. And sometimes you have an infant who doesn't like sleeping through the night, and your partner in child-rearing is still in New England while you're in charge of waking up 6 times a night to stuff the pacifier … Continue reading Sometimes, You Move.