It's Exactly What It Sounds Like
On Wednesdays I write useless posts to make you laugh. Here is one about music and sex, two of my favorite things. Unless you're my mom or brother, in which case I am a virgin and my favorite things are music and imagining what sex will one day be like. I'll Make Love to You, … Continue reading 6 Kinds of Sex for 6 Different Songs
Sometimes you meet people who just aren't good at being good humans. Just dealing with them is challenging because murder is a pretty serious criminal offense and you'd probably feel bad about it afterward. Also, killing someone is probably actually harder than it looks. Here are some alternative solutions: Figure out exactly what they're doing … Continue reading How to Deal with Terrible People
It's January 23rd. Maybe you're making great and sustainable strides on all the goals that you've set for yourself this year (if so, I'm so freaking proud of you). But maybe you haven't, and that's okay too. Maybe life's thrown you a curve ball, maybe you've bitten off more than you can chew, maybe you … Continue reading Six Little Resolutions for 2019
Moving is hard, making friends is harder. Making friends after a move as an adult is almost impossible. But it can be done, and here's how. If this doesn't work for you, read on. Leave your apartment/house I know this one is super obvious, but it's not always easy to put into practice. Oftentimes the … Continue reading How to Put Down Roots
Here is the worst blog entry ever. It is the result of not enough sleep, too much work put off until 'after the holidays' (now), and not enough time. Here are all the things I could've been doing had I not committed to this blog and all its posts. 1.Drinking beer, since I'm writing this … Continue reading The Worst Blog Entry Ever
Happy New Year! HTLYT took a bit of a break for the holidays but now we're back, better than ever, and excited to leave our two cents on latest viral-because-of-a-Netflix-special trend. So Grace and I wore blindfolds for a week and... #birdboxchallenge #arewecoolyet? Kidding. Assuming you're not blindfolded, you've seen the title and concluded we're … Continue reading How to Declutter Your Life
Greetings from my two-and-a-half-hour layover in San Francisco. I'm not exactly suffering, though because airports aren't really that bad when you think about it. Here are some pros to holiday layovers. 1. You can actually window shop. Airports are full of gift shops, familiar expensive retailers, and weird niche stores that pander to stereotypes about … Continue reading Five Reasons Why Airports Don’t Suck
It's getting colder which means I'm getting scalier. It was worse when I lived in New England - much worse. But even living in the South, I still suffer from cracked, bleeding knuckles and flaky skin around my mouth. Sexy, right? Here are some products and habits I've discovered to combat my personal wintery skin … Continue reading How To Combat Wintertime Dryness
Joel Maisel I've always had a thing for assholes and, separately, a thing for Jewish guys, so season one's Joel Maisel ticked a lot of boxes for me. He's moody, he's whiny, he's needy, he says 'Ma' like a drawly New Yorker - I didn't want to be into it, but I was.Now we're presented … Continue reading A Mid-Season Ranking of Mrs. Maisel’s Men
The weather outside is about to get frightful and I'm not allowed to use my fireplace, so let's talk about dressing to avoid hypothermia. This post is for women like me who chose to leave their tropical climates to experience cities with seasons. This post is not for those magical women in Montréal who can … Continue reading How to Dress for the Cold