10 Things I’ve Done This Summer That Aren’t Go to the Beach

July is half-over and we're waist-deep in summer now, meaning my Instagram feed is one beach picture after another. Everyone is so tan and hot, drinking out of coconuts and captioning it all with a jillion dolphin emojis, wearing their triangl bikinis and abusing the Juno filter. Meanwhile I'm Jelly Clarkson since this move is … Continue reading 10 Things I’ve Done This Summer That Aren’t Go to the Beach

Stuff I Actually Did During the Time I Told My Husband I Was Folding Laundry

Fold one shirt, one towel, and pair up two of his black socks, though they aren't two black socks that match. Pause mid-folding to stare, slack-jawed, at the television for ten minutes, since Hulu auto-played an episode of Modern Family that I'd already seen twice. Lose the thread of my actual task since Gloria is … Continue reading Stuff I Actually Did During the Time I Told My Husband I Was Folding Laundry