5 Quick, Affordable Halloween Costumes for the Once-Enterprising Millennial

Halloween is coming up and you're broke as hell but still wanna boast a unique, clever costume. Don't worry - I've got you. Here are 5 Halloween costume ideas guaranteed to make you the hit of the party you'll regret attending after too many vodka cranberries cause you to sleep with Kylo Ren. 1. A … Continue reading 5 Quick, Affordable Halloween Costumes for the Once-Enterprising Millennial

I Told You So: A Story of Puberty, Cole Sprouse, and Vindication

When I was twelve, I was an odd duck.We sort of already touched on this before, but there are some things that I haven't been willing to admit, especially on such a public, permanent platform. Things that very few people in my past know, thanks to the fringe benefits of being a military brat who … Continue reading I Told You So: A Story of Puberty, Cole Sprouse, and Vindication

13 Things That Are More Fun To Think About Than the 2016 Presidential Election

1.There are only 59 sleeps left until Christmas. That’s right, yall. Maybe you chafe at the sight of Target already moving the Thanksgiving decor to the back to make room for absurdly giant fake pine trees, but I sure don’t. I’m going to buy three. 2.Corgi puppies! Think of their outlandish, slinky-like bodies and long-running … Continue reading 13 Things That Are More Fun To Think About Than the 2016 Presidential Election