Stuff I Actually Did During the Time I Told My Husband I Was Folding Laundry

Fold one shirt, one towel, and pair up two of his black socks, though they aren't two black socks that match. Pause mid-folding to stare, slack-jawed, at the television for ten minutes, since Hulu auto-played an episode of Modern Family that I'd already seen twice. Lose the thread of my actual task since Gloria is … Continue reading Stuff I Actually Did During the Time I Told My Husband I Was Folding Laundry