Seven Foreign Language Phrases To Impress Your Parents When They Ask How Your Language Minor Is Going

The school year's only just begun, so you may not yet be worried about things like 'proving your intelligence over holiday breaks.' That's fine, since I'm worrying about it for you - it's practically September, which means Thanksgiving is just around the corner. Which means you will be put on the spot over a dried-out roast turkey so … Continue reading Seven Foreign Language Phrases To Impress Your Parents When They Ask How Your Language Minor Is Going

8 Reasons Why Alabama Is Great Despite All The Embarrassing Stuff

When Alabama is mentioned in the national media, it's usually in the form of racist sorority girls and weird horse stuff. As someone who has spent most of their life in Alabama, however, I can say that what this state has in unironic bigotry it makes up for with beautiful landscapes, fierce pride, and a … Continue reading 8 Reasons Why Alabama Is Great Despite All The Embarrassing Stuff

5 Quick, Affordable Halloween Costumes for the Once-Enterprising Millennial

Halloween is coming up and you're broke as hell but still wanna boast a unique, clever costume. Don't worry - I've got you. Here are 5 Halloween costume ideas guaranteed to make you the hit of the party you'll regret attending after too many vodka cranberries cause you to sleep with Kylo Ren. 1. A … Continue reading 5 Quick, Affordable Halloween Costumes for the Once-Enterprising Millennial

I Told You So: A Story of Puberty, Cole Sprouse, and Vindication

When I was twelve, I was an odd duck.We sort of already touched on this before, but there are some things that I haven't been willing to admit, especially on such a public, permanent platform. Things that very few people in my past know, thanks to the fringe benefits of being a military brat who … Continue reading I Told You So: A Story of Puberty, Cole Sprouse, and Vindication